She was so blonde...

  • She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"

  • She put lipstick on her forehead because someone told her to make up her mind.

  • She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

  • She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK"

  • She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

  • She sat on the tv and watched the couch.

  • She sent me a fax with a stamp on it

  • She tried to drown a fish.

  • She thought a quarterback was a refund.

  • She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

  • If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

  • They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

  • Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

  • She tripped over a cordless phone.

  • She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

  • She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

  • It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

  • If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

  • She studied for a blood test - and failed.

  • She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

  • She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

  • She thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

  • She sold the car for gas money.

  • When she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends.

  • When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

  • She thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.

  • When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

  • When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

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